Introducing Dan Sampayo a.k.a. The Lazy Boy

Sketch By Claire Orme

After watching many episodes of high quality television, such as Made in Chelsea, Dan secretly wishes that it was real and he could be the lead role.

Terrible television isn’t his only passion as he is a huge Tottenham fan and has a strange obsession with Jermaine Defoe. We don’t know why either!

Dan spends most of his time horizontal and rarely moves. The only reason he gets up is to do the podcast, watch the match and have a pint.